mmmm pizza
It was about 4 years ago and me and my - now ex girlfriend had been on a day out in the car, as it had been a nice day I decided to treat us to a pizza watching the sunset near the beach. She was a nice girl - with good morals... (we had been going out for a few weeks and still no sex, which kinda pissed me off, but I was a patient guy)

What a lovely idea - we sat in her car with a pizza in a lovely beach side car park.

When we arrived there were still a few people knocking about with their kids etc wrapping up their days out. Anyway we stay a little longer listening to the radio, kissin and feelin, but nothin more. At this point we realized the car park was empty we aware all alone its about 20 minutes from being pitch black .... that’s not a problem I thought, I don’t have to be anywhere, and neither did she. so we carry on kissin and cuddlin, the windows gettin a little steamier... Then a car pulls up close to us, then another. What followed was quite strange, the cars began to flash their lights and lower then higher their side windows. This was strange. Then one guy gets out of his car, walks over to the other car stands near their car window for 5 minutes looking in - doesn’t speak to the car owners, then walks back to his own car and gets back in. Me and my ex at this point, were a little freaked out. It then came to our attention that there were about 3 or 4 persons (not sure if they were guys or girls due to bad light) dotted around the car park standing still, all facing the 3 cars. As if they were waiting for something to happen.

The car next to us wound its window down they it was a couple, they leaned over and looked at us..... they just stared with a blank expression.... we looked back, and it stayed like that for what felt like hours, but was probably 1-2 minutes... they didn’t utter a word, but just watched us, as we watched with equal curiosity right back...

Then the woman in the car started kissing the mans neck - with him still staring at us.... baring in mind the other car in the car park is still flashing its lights, plus the random people outside the cars seemed to be growing in numbers.... had we discovered some sort of perverted cult??!??!?

That was it- we were freaked out - it was now dark and the only light was that of the 3 cars headlights. We revved up and sped out of the car park... I later learned about what the term 'dogging' meant, upon reciting the events to my brother, and that we had inadvertently gone to a dogging hotspot. My Ex is now my ex because she thought it was a sick attempt to get her laid as she wasn’t giving me any. she dumped me soon after.

and no, none of the car park antics turned me on....

length? the car was a ford fiesta, so about 12ft.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 15:50, Reply)