Shared house
I once lived with 7 mates in the wonderful village of Moseley and regularly went clubbing. My friend Justin at the time also did the same and many a night after Atomic Jam we would be up until the wee hours.

One morning however he was clearly still wide awake at around 9am and went to see who else was around for a smoke or two. He ascended the stairs of our house to see if Rob was up and fancied a game of Super Mario Kart.

Rob was indeed up, bollock naked and had his headphones on, his mattress was covered in copies of "Fat and Forty". Rob has his back to the door and was tugging to save his poor life.

Poor Justin had way too much of an eyefull to ever face the guy properly again.
(MistahG, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 15:52, Reply)