A stray dog
I was at a mates office in Sharjah on a Friday morning (weekend in the middle east), the office building next door was occupied by a dutch company called Radio Holland who supplied marine telecom equipment.

There was a stunning dutch bird working there, blonde, fit etc etc.

Looking out the window (tinted glass to minimise the heat) we saw her step out of the office and head towards her car!

The port area in Sharjah had a number off stray dogs and one of this bunch was playing beside her car!

She patted the little fellow, stroked it and the dog started to get playful.

Next thing she starts wanking the dog off. Dog was loving it.

I was lost for words, absolutely gobsmacked.Going through my head was "me next" and other such stuff.

My mate however muttered "Fucking Awesome"

Pissed myself laughing all day!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 4:53, Reply)