Wanker.
When I was younger(14) me and a mate(Ryan) 'went halves' on a Suzuki TS125 to muck about on the fields etc.
One sunday we decide to go on a local factory estate for some time trials round the block.
About half hour in Ryan comes round to finish his lap. He pulls up and says that someone is crouched down between two of the factory buildings, near an open window and he is looking, 'shifty'.
We have a smoke and decide whether or not to confront him and ask what the fuck are you up to you thieving bastard.
After a few 'passes' with Ryan on the back of the bike and myself driving we pull up next him and he is now sat on the floor leaning against the alley wall below the propped open window.
I look down on him, square in the eyes and ask him,'what the fuck do you think your up to?'
To which he replies,'having a wank'
'you fucking what? you cheeky fucker'
'having a wank'
At this point I look down, and yes he is, indeed, having a wank.
That was the first and thankfully last time I have seen a man pulling his pud in the flesh.
I was so flustered I spouted something like, 'well, i hope you enjoy it' and got the fuck out of there.



Length?
Bigger than mine.
I was only 14
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 13:45, Reply)