A truly sad time....
Whilst at uni, I lived with the Ex-Mrs McS and a lovely girl called Jen. This is not about her...

When Jen moved out (she reckoned she had been mugged or some such), we looked for a new flattie to help pay the costs.

At the time the coolest bloke in Uni was super uni rugby star, Jim. Fit, atheletic and with a trophy, hot-to-trot girlfriend, he was my obvious choice for taking on the spare room and he soon moved in.

Whilst Jim moved in, I noted he had an Xbox and I made a plan to play it given the chance.

My day for Xbox came. I snook into his room, noting the vast array of Psychology books he had and the pics of his perfectly proportioned girlfriend in a bikini adorning his walls. I fired up the Xbox and sat on the edge of the bed to play.

Within 10 mins I heard the front door click. I panicked...what should I do? I'm not supposed to be in there, I've been through stuff to get the game I wanted!

I heard Jim shout, seeing if there was anyone home...I quietly turned off the 'box and secreted myself in his wardrobe in a fit of sheer stupidity and worry about getting caught.

I had the door fully closed, but heard him and his girl enter the room chatting. I started to wish I had left the door open as I heard Jim mention "that special thing" to his girlfriend.

As I listened intently to the kissing and the twanging of elastic as they got undressed I wondered what the "special thing" was. A few minutes later I found out...

I heard Jim telling said GF to "Push it in for me...nice and slow like before". I realised I had to see this wonderous Valkerie of a woman taking it (hopefully in the Wrong 'Un) so with ninja-esque grace cracked the door...to see Jim's girlfriend very gently slipping a ten-inch black strap-on into Jim's anus.

I gently closed the door again, closed my eyes and thought of a happy place until they left the house again.

Apologies for nothing....you love it you bitch.
(Flambe_McSpastard will charge $30 for gay bum rape today, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 7:51, 1 reply)

Manly man super uni rugby star man
So, could you ever look him in the eye again? Without laughing? Or bursting out "Nice and slow!"?

TDub
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 18:26, closed)