First year students
At City University halls there were halls of residence opposite one another, one mainly inhabited by first years.

In the evening when they were all being dropped off for the first time, they didn't realise that with their lights on they could be seen by a whole high-rise of people opposite.

The effect was like an advent calendar of voyeurism - crying teenagers, hysterical mothers, dads shuffling about glancing at their watches. But the best bit was the minute mum and dad had left, when we bet on what the student would do first - drink a can of stella, skin up or have wank. Often in their giddy excitement they'd try and do all three at the same time. Until a yoghurt pot exploded on their window. Ha!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 14:35, Reply)