Well handy
There was a story in my local rag a few years ago about a 'gentleman' who was up in court on an indecency charge, because a lady who worked as a cleaner was on her way to work early one morning and said she saw him standing naked by his window fwapping away for anyone who happened to be passing by. Perhaps not that dangerous at 5am.

He got off (the charge...) by proving that he was right-handed. She said he'd been using his left...

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I will add however that the reason I remember this story is because the man is a genius. I'll explain:

First of all, I'm right-handed and I generally use my left for the old knuckle shuffle (that's all you need to know). But the genius part is that no lawyer/judge/person is ever going to stand up court and dispute his argument!! How could they prove it? By admitting they can use both hands!? Kudos sir, you dirty buggar.
(Zutroy started without you, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 17:02, 2 replies)

Me too
I think it really depends on whether or not you used the internet as ones prime source of smut.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 21:59, closed)

Well gormo i dunno
i am also a right handed yet left handed fwapper and although the mouse being used for the right hand did further develop lefties strength, i started with the tv, where the right hand would be used for the remote.
(Joey_Stall, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 1:54, closed)