I was on the train on the way home from work many years ago...
...the 17:54 from Euston to Birmingham New Street, probably.

As usual, most of the passengers got off at Milton Keynes, so this night I found myself sharing a carriage with a Mother and Daughter, a couple of seats forward and over the aisle from me.

Over the top of my book I happened to notice that they were looking at photos, passing them backwards and forwards and critiquing them. A slightly more intensive examination revealed that they were topless photos of the daughter, who it has to be said, had a very nice pair of norks.

I like to think she had been to some sort of audition or photoshoot for page 3 or something like that - unfortunately, I couldn't tell you if she was (then or now) a famous model, as I don't recall looking at her face...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:17, Reply)