For some reason I'm still friends with the lad in this story...
Completely forgot about this one...when I was 19 I had a job behind a bar in a hotel. Now some nights would drag massively as it was only a quiet bar unless a function was on, and on this particular night there were three of us on and no customers so we started talking.....shit basically. For some reason we got onto the subject of whether you had ever jacked off outside or somewhere weird, one of the barmen I was working with told me how he had been staggering back home one night when he passed a Lloyds chemist with a very obvious CCTV camera in the front window, so what did he do? Yup he dropped his kecks and thrapped one out right in front of the camera and whoever else might have been passing at the time. I’ve always wondered whether an employee at Lloyds ever actually checked the tape from that night, I would love to have seen the look on their face.

Length? Not great apparently; he’d been drinking.
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 11:45, Reply)