Surprising ex
When my ex and I first got together she arranged a dirty weekend down in Cardiff in a nice posh hotel’s honeymoon suite. To say the suite was impressive was a definite understatement and to say that we made full use of it also would be.
Upon our first nights stay there we had been happily getting down to business until the early hours of the morning when we heard a couple arrive next door, there was an adjoining door to the suite you see, and what we now noticed was that we could hear a lot of what was going on in the other room, of course we didn’t think for a second that they could hear us did we!
We had completely forgotten about our new neighbours by the next morning, so soon after waking we started going at it yet again, and very loudly this time...halfway through doing the ex doggystyle we hear a thump against the adjoining door, my ex jumps away from me clutching at the covers in an attempt to hide her modesty, of course no-one was actually coming through the door though; it was locked. We could however now see the distinct shadow of a person underneath the door jam and when I got down on the floor and looked under I could see two sets of feet next to the door!
I gestured to my ex that they were right by the door, and then immediately thought ‘great this is gonna put her right off carrying on now’, did it balls, in one of the few times that my ex genuinely surprised me she cheekily grinned at me and then proceeded to climb on top of me and go at it harder and more importantly louder than before, giving our new neighbours no real choice, but to listen!
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:42, Reply)