It's all a bit wrong
I and my nephew (2 years younger than me. Don't ask) were out getting wankered in a very grotty dive in Great Yarmouth, it was an underground smokey den called 'The Crypt' and as you can imagine it was full of goths and other people with severe personality disorders (us included), anywhoo they used to do a deal whereupon it was only £1 a shot of tequila, my nephew and I are exceptionally competitive and decided to have a tequila race. £20 was placed upon the bar and we managed to drink 10 shots each. We were feeling really quite rough at this point and decided to wile away the night by leaping around like loons.

As we were being twunts, I noticed a girl who I vaguely knew because my Dad knew her Dad etc. She was pretty rough to be honest and she had brought along an equally rough mate. Me and the nephew shrugged our shoulders and decided to try our luck.

So we are back at her place with her friend cosying up to me and my nephew necking with the family "friend" it turns out there was only one bed in her place and she said it would be fun for us all to share it.

It wasn't, I started to feel really unwell and managed to throw up all over my squeeze and myself. We had to wash ourselves up, so after we'd cleaned up we decided to go watch what was going on in the other room. Cue my nephew and our old family friend humping away with us two cheering him on.........In retrospect I think there is something wrong with me.

Length.........it's my nephew, I've already seen far too much.
(allyourbasekris Hotdog, Jumping Frog, Alberquerque, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 21:32, Reply)