Well, it's a toss-up...
- seeing my hand and wrist covered in juices after plentiful squirting;
- seeing her having difficulty walking because I've made her come so much;
- hearing her request to stick her finger up her arse to join my two fingers already in there as "it's not hurting enough";
- seeing her on all fours, dripping between her legs;
- giving her the fourth or fifth orgasm when she's tied up and helpless and the pain / pleasure balance is finely drawn;
- seeing my cock go into her mouth after it's been everywhere else;
- lastly, and most of all, just seeing her standing next to the bed, naked, getting off on her body and knowing what we're going to do next.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:28, 18 replies)

top parody

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:31, closed)

if only it was

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:33, closed)

:(

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:00, closed)

I take it that you've never had any similar experiences, then?

...wait, of course not. How silly of me to even ask.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38, closed)

whoa, someone's gone bi-polar Kerrazy today
time for your bedtime lithium
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:40, closed)

I'm certainly going to take some lessons from a man who concedes that his only sexual outlet is to sobbingly spit his rind into the mentally and emotionally unstable.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:02, closed)

And with that I realise that I won't be wanting to read any of this weeks answers.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:34, closed)

Well played on summing up every single lie that will be told this week.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:45, closed)

well done
for contributing nothing
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:16, closed)

Oh man, top ironying here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:41, closed)

yes nice fail archive

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:38, closed)

This is going to end well.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:10, closed)

I just hope they have a decent washing machine.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:04, closed)

Is baldmonkey allowed back here now then?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:05, closed)

Not since he tragically passed away.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:31, closed)

You are Julian Assange AICMFP.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:21, closed)

Aw man, someone's already done that shit further up the page.
Denied.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:24, closed)

her him / his
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:34, closed)