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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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You realise of course that getting pre-emptively upset about something that hasn't happened just makes it more likely to happen, and you a bellend, right?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:43, 3 replies)
Who said I was upset?
I was making an observation. Thus far it seems to be holding up pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:44, closed)

He's made an accurate prediction about your childish behaviour.
(Shifty weeeee, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:50, closed)
Yeah, how dare we take the piss on a comedy forum?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:52, closed)
No, I tell you what...
try being funny and original on a comedy forum. That would be a fucking first...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:54, closed)
Up. Set.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:55, closed)
What, in the way that 99% of this week's answers won't be?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:01, closed)
AB's archive is going to explode.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)
He's already opened talks with Rob for a 'corporate' webspace package.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:04, closed)
If I see ONE instance of the 'opened my eyes and there was a cup of tea'
I'm going to fucking stab someone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:04, closed)
Oh come on, Twosie
occasionally my wife brings me a cuppa in the morning when I've got a gin-fuelled bastard between the eyes. So it can happen.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:08, closed)
that old chestnut
How dare you roll it out as an excuse for having nothing better to do than criticise
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:14, closed)
Why are you lot on b3ta when you're such a bunch of fucking crybabies?
Fuck off to mumsnet. Really. It's for your own fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:47, closed)
take your own advise
and just fuck off
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, closed)
"advice", you fucking teenager

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:45, closed)
its' a fair cop
Cuntychops
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:15, closed)
BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COMEDY FORUM!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:03, closed)
"YOU'RE UPSET"
"LOOK AT HOW UPSET YOU ARE!"

It's basically the first resort of a flailing troll.

Thanks for the confirmation.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:02, closed)
Do fuck off, there's a dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:54, closed)
Other classic characteristics include telling people to fuck off
when they've touched a nerve and you can't think of a retort
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:02, closed)
Weak adolescent troll is weak and adolescent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:24, closed)

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