No-one will believe this, but have it anyway
Once there was a girl, 19 years old, and a confirmed lesbian since early, fumbling disappointments with spotty teenage boys. However, she had had a massive row and break up with her long-term girlfriend, and had gone out on the town with her (straight) best friends. I don't know if it was encouragement from the mates, a desire for revenge on the GF, personal doubts or a kind of inverted bi-curiousity, but for whatever reason, she felt like seeing "how the other half live", and cross the great divide.

I worked all this out later. All I know is that while dancing - well, throwing myself around in sweaty, drug-addled spastic twitches, anyway - I found myself in the company of a friendly, chatty couple and their quieter but devastatingy cute, doe-eyed friend.

Even more remarkable, for the first and only time in my life, I seemed to be able to communicate purely by dancing. We were moving as one, synergising in a way I find hard to understand even now, and even allowing for the empathy-enhancing chemicals. To my delight, after the club chucked out and we actually began to chat on the stroll along the sea-front back to their shared house, we continued to spark off each other, to connect and communicate effortlessly.

I didn't actually make it home for several more days; days (and nights) that will keep me warm in the lonely moments for the rest of my life. The fact that this gorgeous, teenage goddess, at the perfect age when gravity is merely a word between "gravel" and "gravy", would even talk to a 35-year-old geek like me, let alone shag me senseless for days on end, was and still is a revelation.

OK, so it didn't last beyond that time, and when I bumped into her about a year later she told me she'd gone back to her ex girlfriend. But, as the films say, they can't take that memory away from me. Nor the moment when, collapsing in a sweaty, panting glow, she said to me "Blimey, I didn't know men knew how to do that..."

Ok, let the doubters begin. Personally I think the nature of this QOTW is that people will naturally select those moments when, unbelievably, everything went right, just for a change, and it will naturally sound like wishful thinking and fantasy. Isn't that the point?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:58, 20 replies)

Sure the memory can be taken away
A hammer connecting to the right area of the skull will do wonders, failing that a good dose of dementia will sort it out.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:05, closed)

All these moments will be lost in time
like tears in rain
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:23, closed)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
space
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39, closed)

Heh

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, closed)

You know it makes sense

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

Over the years
I've had threesomes, foursomes (with 3 girls) etc... I'm not going to even bother posting as no-one would believe it! Hell, even I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't taken video evidence at the time.
Of course, I can't actually show anyone 'cos they'd see my tiny penis.
(dchurch bah, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29, closed)

There are only 3 or 4 screechy
'Internet lies!' cretins here, and nobody pays any attention to them. They just do it because the idea of meeting a girl in a nightclub and having sex with her is completely baffling to them.

I shouldn't worry about it.
(username failed moderation, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:41, closed)

LIAR!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:59, closed)

that's because i'm not a lesbian, you silly man.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:01, closed)

COMPLETE LIE



A man...communicating by dancing???? and a white man at that!

Come on...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03, closed)

You have a point
Hence the astounded tone of the writing. I was as surprised as anyone, given that I usually have the grace and charm of a club-footed warthog with a pine-cone jammed up it's arse.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:29, closed)

It was that beautiful moment,
which happens all too infrequently, when you turn into the Fonz and you know everything you do - for a while at least - is going to be awesome.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49, closed)

I`d stay away from Ecstasy. This is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

hehe
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:16, closed)

I had assumed the lady in question was retarded.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:30, closed)

"Blimey, I didn't know men knew how to do that..."
What did you do? Help her put a tampon in or something?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, closed)

Cleaned
the bathroom
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)

Made a sandwich?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 23:59, closed)

Why wouldn't anybody believe this?
You met a girl in a club and had sex with her. I hate to break this to you, big fella, but that's not the first or last time that sort of thing has happened.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:29, closed)

Never happens to me
Maybe I should try to look less like Keith from The Office.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 23:40, closed)

Some chicks dig a wobbleass.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 8:22, closed)