Madeline McCann...
...not sure if she looks more or less hot in that "digitally enhanced" photo that was printed in the papers recently.

(Yes, that's right... I'm BAAAAAACK!!! Lock up your daughters!)
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:23, 31 replies)

Who are you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:35, closed)

Ah A serial nonce.
b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88784
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:51, closed)

So yeah, probably a good idea to keep an eye on your underage daughters folks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:13, closed)

In case he makes up lies about them too?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:20, closed)

Then you could show off your big brain by belittling him. That would be funny wouldnt it.
(gunningforyouboy, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 23:48, closed)

It would certainly be funnier than creating a brand new trolling account just because you fancy me.
Nobody's done that before.

Oh wait. No. That's happened lots and lots of times before.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 8:23, closed)

Dr Shambollocks was a good one.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:29, closed)

I think "gay cunt" was my all-time favourite.
Mainly because that one made himself physically ill with fury.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 13:41, closed)

:-) Any links to that one? I must have missed it.
I would type "gay cunt" into search but it would take hours to look through the results.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:27, closed)

It was somebody called "Dan The Man" but it must be about five years ago.
If you do a search of /talk it's practically a meme. At one point - before the "gay cunt" comment I think - he actually posted that he'd been so angry with the internet that he'd puked.

We just don't troll like that any more.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:41, closed)

Good old Dan the big Man.
He could be a laugh a minute, even if that wasn't his intention.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:42, closed)

Delightful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:14, closed)

Unfortunately you can't edit a QOTW answer once the question's been closed...
and for the record, the posting referred to above, I'd been under the impression at the time that it was a week *after* aforementioned friend's sister's 16th birthday. Whereas in reality it was a week before.

Still, as memory serves I think we were in another European country at the time where the AOC is 15 rather than 16. So no laws broken.

And for the record: Shagging a "not-quite-16-year-old-but-will-be-this-time-next-week" when you're 22 doesn't make you a nonce. Doing it when you're 32 - yeah, different story. Kinda wrong. Wouldn't say "nonce" though.

Interfering with girls of primary school age (or younger) - now that makes you a nonce. (For example.)

Let's get some perspective here rather than a slanging match based on old postings?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 0:12, closed)

^ uncomfortable about being a paedo ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 1:05, closed)

Ah, the Lazytown defence.
Tell it to the judge, Glitter.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 16:46, closed)

^*applauds*^
I fully intend to steal this comment and claim it as my own the next time occasion calls for it. Thanks.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:34, closed)

Is that your common or garden legal nonce or
your lesser busted ethical nonce?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 26 Aug 2012, 19:36, closed)

dont worry
I'm right over here, on the edge of my seat....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:43, closed)

Is the shed the new McCann?
Or is it the other way around?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:34, closed)