I never got caught
but we used to get the Kays catalog.

I wonder if any women ever bought that stuff, or if it was just there to keep us teenagers occupied.
(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:35, 2 replies)

I got caught
using the Krays catalogue.

Only had a quick tug over a picture of Jack "The Hat" McVitie, then Ronnie found out, popped round and stapled my nob to Barbara Windsor.

Still, lovely fella and all that, god bless ya guv.
(CharminglyShallow incarcerated for a crime he probably did commit., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:11, closed)

My Bravissmo catalogue keeps disappearing.
The perils of being a busty lass.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:23, closed)

You can have it back
when I've finished with it.
(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:43, closed)

My brother has the bravissimo catalogue delivered.
Nice of them to do that really.
(Nightviolet, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:01, closed)