I was fighting in Iraq in 2007
The only scar I came back with was from tripping on a wire and falling on my tent-pole.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 31 May 2012, 19:43, 6 replies)

You made me do a Lol.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 19:58, closed)

Is tent pole a euphemism?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:03, closed)

Don't ask,
don't tell, right?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:05, closed)

Fortunately not
I couldn't cope with scarring on my tent-pole
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55, closed)

Similar
My only injury from Afghanistan was getting a splinter the size of a toothpick right through my finger whilst unloading planks of wood from the back of a truck.

One of the blokes had to be casevaced to the UK after he broke his arm wrestling with an interpreter.

The Yanks would have given a Purple Heart for either of those.
(Wasmaschine!, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:28, closed)

Hey! when did meat heads get a sense of humour?
Just joking.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:30, closed)