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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Capitalism = CRAPitalism, actually.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:47, 8 replies)
Student Grant?
S'very Viz-like, that!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:10, closed)
The very same.
I seem to remember that "Protesting is hungry work - McDonald's anyone?"
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:20, closed)
I'm starting to think you're actually a genius troll.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:13, closed)
Thank you.
But the above is from the Student Grant strip in Viz.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:21, closed)
I was discussing my favourite parts of Viz with my brother earler... Highlights include:
The Waiting In For A Fucking Parcel game:

“You have been told to expect a parcel between 8.00am and 5.30pm. At 2.35, the pressure in your bowels can no longer be restrained and you are forced to go for a shit. At the exact moment that your clackervalve opens, the doorbell rings. MISS A TURN while you sit on the lavatory in a cloud of your own turd-fumes, with your head in your hands.”

Comic strips such as Robot Pimp and the Vibrating Bum-Faced Goats.

Letters such as: "I want to refute the notion that all lorry drivers are mass murderers. I'm the manager of a haulage firm, and I require all of my drivers to paint how many people they've killed on the front of their cabs. Any more than three, and they're fired."

And

“Dear Sirs, I am writing to complain about the number of recycling bins I am now required to use. I fear for the property prices. I talk to god all the time. He tells me to kill women, and rewards me with bright colours and music in my head."

Genius.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, closed)
Fool people into thinking that you don't take sugar in your tea by saying "No thanks" if they offer.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, closed)
fox in a box
img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/klangtone/FoxInABox.gif
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:33, closed)
The life of Christ
...in cats
wuff.me.uk/Christ%20in%20cats/Christ%20in%20cats.html
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:42, closed)

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