Oh arse, literally.
I wanted to vote for that lad who shit his pants in last week's Q.
Ok, so, waste of money. Let's see. There's lots of things for the kitchen with the suffix 'maker' that fit this, such as 'bread' or 'ice-cream'. The only one I was foolish enough to fall for though was 'pasta'. Never been used.

It's nice to look at & you can make it as long as you like.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:34, 10 replies)

Come on.
Of all the 'makers it is the only one actually worth owning! Get some 00 flour and a couple of eggs and get cracking man! Hell you can even freeze it if you make it in bulk and it impresses the ladies (a bit, well not much, but some of us have to eke out every last drop of 'impressed' to get anywhere) . In fact if you look like Brad Pitt's better looking brother fuck it just go and pick up a pack of Buitoni's finest instead.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:41, closed)

I've met Geoff
He does look like Brad Pitt's better-looking brother

He has no need of fancy pasta
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:43, closed)

Bastard!
I don't suppose he's thick as two short ones by way of consolation?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:46, closed)

No
but he is as short as two thick ones.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, closed)

Close enough.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:05, closed)

or ladies

( Richard Shitheels, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:40, closed)

Pfft

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:52, closed)

PFFT!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:52, closed)

Ahhh, but you forget the best 'maker'
...toasted sandwich
*goes to make toastie at 4.30 am*
( seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 4:48, closed)

Breville tastic
Classic cheese and ham or fancy modern combo ?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:15, closed)