ooo, shiny!
when it comes to shiny objects, i have all the self-control of dawn french in thornton's. so, when i saw a disco ball for the reasonable price of £45, i decided i had to have it. never mind that i'd been saving the money for a badly needed winter coat, that shiny ball of mirrored awesome had to be mine.
after raiding my piggy bank, i trotted gleefully to the electronics shop and bought my sparkly treat. i was so happy, for at least half an hour.
never once did i use it. sold it 2 years later at a car boot sale for £8. what a waste.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:13, 3 replies)

i have all the self-control of dawn french in thornton's
so do i :(

especially in Thorntons!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:46, closed)

sicilian lemon bars......
*drools*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:49, closed)

Excellent
Fat fucks in Thorntons wins my likes.
Fuck your ball.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:23, closed)