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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Money Wasted
My mate used to live beside a forest. This was class and we used to spend long summers frolicking about in it. One fine day me and two friends came across a rather tatty but serviceable £20 note. Cue excited babbling about what to buy and if it would be better to split it or spend it in one go on something we could share.

As my two friends discussed the pro's and con's of what way to split the money I found my self tuning out and looking at the note. Hey I thought, if I hadn't of found this I'd still be having a great time. It was pure chance and at the end of the day if I was to rip it up nothing gained and essentially nothing lost.

I figured in my entire life time I would never have a chance like this and as my friends chatted away I started to tear up the note into tiny pieces. It took one or two glances in my direction for it to sink in what I was doing and at that stage all hope of spending the money was lost.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:42, 5 replies)
And I imagine that they
thanked you for repudiating the evils of capitalism and returning them to a state of utopian fun, or did it not turn out like that?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:45, closed)
what the shuddering fuck?
fags and booze, man, fags and booze!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:57, closed)
...and hookers!!
Oh wait - it was only a £20. Just one hooker then.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:35, closed)
The poor man's KLF

(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 1:14, closed)
I approve.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:56, closed)

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