Online dating
At £15 a month for 6 monts I spent £90 to arange 3 dates.

First went well, she was pretty, funny, we seemed to click but she gave me some excuse about not having time.

Second, she didn't turn up, an old woman tried to buy me a coffee, but I pawned her off on a tramp.

Third was good, we had a laugh, got a little drunk, talked for hours before we realised it was almost time for the last bus train. Made plans for more dates but she kept dropping out last min. I got the picture gave up. Oh, and I shat myself a little walking home.

So all in all, a waste of my time and money.
(Mong goose, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:45, 8 replies)

( __, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:52, closed)

^This^

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:51, closed)

Very good, and were it nit fit puberty and contact lenses, the picture wouldent be too innacurate.

Didn't stop your mum though ;)
(Mong goose, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:12, closed)

Little old lady was just conveniently there
to buy you coffee and listen to you sobbing, eh, eh? ;-)

Also, girls tend not to like it if you poo yourself walking them home. So I've been told. By several girls.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:53, closed)

Very good!
Though I wasn't walking her home when I poked, that was to my house
(Mong goose, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:03, closed)

Hmm
If you worked on the shitting yourself bit you may have more luck.
( rofl harris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 9:41, closed)

To be fair to him -
My mate is over 30 and finding it hard to meet ladies outside his workplace, which he deems to close to home. His theory on online dating, is that the fit ones are just intersted in how much money you earn, at least all their questions seem to indicate this. For example he wrote that his goal is eventually to settle in a small region in France. Reply from fit lady was, what are your timescales for this? Will it be in the next year or two? How long will it take you to save the money? The girls he has hit it off with are not that attractive at all. In conclusion, online dating seems like a waste of time. If this is possible get a girl mate to introduce you to ladies, cuts all the BS! I mean lets face it, a girl just has to open her legs and there will be a queue of blokes waiting to fill the void, no matter what she looks like. Girl's that sign up on these sites make me suspicious.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:55, closed)

Still shit but . .
plentyoffish is a free dating website.

Still full of weirdos and gold diggers (as mentioned in bROKEN aRROW's answer)
(Bitter and Twisted, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:51, closed)