Pizza.
True that it's something that all of us buy, but in my case the money was often wasted.

I would always be tasked with ordering the pizza because my wife (now ex) couldn't be bothered. The cheap shit from Pizza Hut that she always ordered was greasy and salty to my tastes, so I always ordered from Papa John's. And invariably it went like this:

*doorbell rings*

Me: "Okay, guys, pizza's here."

Kids: "YAY!"

Her: "You got Papa John's again?"

Me: "Yes, because the kids and I like it."

Her: *biting into a slice* "It's too saucy." *wolfing down a second slice* The sauce is too sweet." *wolfing down a fourth slice* "This pizza was terrible."

Well, the kids and I thought it was perfectly fine, and I noticed that she devoured five slices to my three, yet somehow she would bitch through the entire thing as she slurped and smacked her lips and chewed with her mouth open as she complained.

After a time I refused to order pizza and made it myself, and when she complained about mine I pointed her to the kitchen and told her to get her own fucking dinner as I was tired of wasting it on her.

Nowadays the kids and I order Papa John's and enjoy it much more.
( Wanderer, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:52, 6 replies)

She sounds
Fat
(lemonadegame, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:03, closed)

He apparently likes fat women.
Unless they eat more pizza than him that is.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 0:37, closed)

No offence, but you sound like a bit of a wanker.
A QOTW topic about wasting money, and you manage to shoehorn a bitter little diatribe about your ex-wife into it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 0:36, closed)

hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:24, closed)

'No offence'
but you're a pustulent cumrag whose greatest achievement so far was learning to tie your shoes.

Please, people. Every time you use the sentence structure "No offence, but (offensive thing)", God kills a kitten. Won't somebody think of the kittens?

He is a bit of a whinger though isn't he?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:54, closed)

*Notes "pustulent cumrag" for future use*
(Freakmandu, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, closed)