Waste of money
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Lack of style and teenage years go hand in hand
I was 17. I was desperately, oh so desperately trying to be a "goth", and thought that a shin-length leather trenchcoat would be teh BUSINESS. Now being a diminutive sort of chap I had fantastic difficulty in finding one to fit, until after weeks of searching I finally found one that would hug my slender frame. I forked over over my hard-earned £250 to the salesman who was grinning from ear to ear like the cheshire cat who'd just got the cream which'd been spiked with E.
After a few unwelcome advances from gentlemen who'd seen me from behind only to look horrified when I turned around it dawned on me.
It was a fucking ladies trenchcoat. >.<
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, 5 replies)
I was 17. I was desperately, oh so desperately trying to be a "goth", and thought that a shin-length leather trenchcoat would be teh BUSINESS. Now being a diminutive sort of chap I had fantastic difficulty in finding one to fit, until after weeks of searching I finally found one that would hug my slender frame. I forked over over my hard-earned £250 to the salesman who was grinning from ear to ear like the cheshire cat who'd just got the cream which'd been spiked with E.
After a few unwelcome advances from gentlemen who'd seen me from behind only to look horrified when I turned around it dawned on me.
It was a fucking ladies trenchcoat. >.<
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, 5 replies)
nothing particularly wrong with going for an androgyous look
... if you're a goth.
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:06, closed)
... if you're a goth.
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:06, closed)
I'm not Paul
...but I guess I'm now only joint-sharing the title of "epic tit" instead of it being my personal accolade.
( , Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:16, closed)
...but I guess I'm now only joint-sharing the title of "epic tit" instead of it being my personal accolade.
( , Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:16, closed)
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