Stipulate in your will
that people are to take the money they would have spent on flowers and spend it instead on booze to be consumed at your wake.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:10, 2 replies)

Fuck the will
Have your funeral while you're still alive - every five years once I'm past 50 (yeah, I know, early but I'd rather not take any chances) I'm going to insist that all my family and friends come and spend a night at a pub talking about the good old times, what's changed in half a decade, and if it doesn't seem too pretentious, a book for people to write whatever shit they want in. They'll most likely be spotting drinks for me and/or each other, having a much better time than they would after they've put me in the ground, probably working out cheaper than paying for a massive fuck-off funeral; and best of all, I can be there too!

Then when I'm done just chuck me in a landfill or something similarly priced. And when the next five-year mark rolls around, one final memorial bash and be done with me. I'm really not worth crying over after that.

That's the plan, anyway.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:27, closed)

Spiffing Idea!

(Kip, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:00, closed)

If I may suggest:
Include a clause requiring that any beneficiaries must spend a night in a haunted house.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:36, closed)