Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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So you had a barren spell and decided to see naked ladies, in Soho of all places *shakes head*Should have just got a prossie, it's a lot more of an honest profession than stripping. For 300 quid you would have got an extremley fit online "escort"
Edit- It may appear that I have used these services from my above statement, I can confirm I haven't but was tempted by a barren spell over 5 years ago.
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Noble tastesI'd have gone for a £300 wench myself; barons are a bit too hairy and unless you've gone to the right school you're not likely to find one for hire all that easily.
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Scrumper, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:50,
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Fair commentBarren and Baron seem to have confused me...ooops.
Baron spells are not only hairy they practice the dark arts.
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