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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Homeopathic Porn
Take an image from your favourite "Gentleman's Interest" website, then select one pixel at random from it. Insert that pixel onto a plain white image of the same dimensions, then take a random pixel from THAT image. Keep doing this many times, and by the principles of homeopathy, you will end up with a picture that is far more erotically charged than the original image. Asbestos trousers may be advisable.

True!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24, 1 reply)
You stupid cunt
the pixel remembers the image and the image of its fellow pixels.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:30, closed)
I was trying to eat a grape
when I read your post's title and promptly spat the grape onto the floor.

"You stupid cunt" is my new default response.

"Have you got the time?"
"You stupid cunt"

"Do you want sugar in your coffee?"
"You stupid cunt"

"Guess who's died?"
"You stupid cunt"
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:36, closed)
A Grape?
You flash stupid cunt...
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:30, closed)

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