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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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you should have bought her a plane
and a Ladyshave for the other leg
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56, 2 replies)
Apparently Paul's still a bit shell-shocked about how much the divorce cost him
His lawyer had told him she didn't have a leg to stand on.

/hullcoat
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:13, closed)
He's kicking himself
but she isn't.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:29, closed)
Too soon, all of you.
And you, Cactus.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:03, closed)
Is it true that Sir Paul bought her a new false leg for Christmas?
Apparently she was a bit upset and demanded a 'proper' present.

"Don't worry," he said, "that's just your stocking filler".

Not sure, but I think it might not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:04, closed)

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