Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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One day, I visited a museum of taxidermy - as you do.When I saw the perfectly preserved remains of the man who had directed Phantom, Faust and of course Nosferatu among the exhibits, an exclamation of joy inexplicably passed my lips.
It was a "wa-hey, stuffed Murnau!"
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:01,
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Now that,is my kind of pun.
Well done sir.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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