
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Exactly what I thought.
still funny though.
'What do we want?'
'Justice!'
'When do we wan . . . oooh, I say, truffles. What an absolutely ripping notion!'
( , Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:22, 2 replies)

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"
"Erm ... soon-ish - let me just roll this j and I'll be with you ..."
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"Come on! LET'S MARCH ON PARLIAMENT!"
"Do we have to? I mean - couldn't we just, sort of ... stay here and have another joint instead ... ?"
( , Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:16, closed)

I genuienly wanted to do someting like this but didn't for those exact reasons, getting a dope head to even change the channel on the T.V. is an effort, ask my partner ;D
( , Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:34, closed)
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