Genuinely wished I was fucking dead.
Very, very fortunate to be invited on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to take a 65-foot yacht from a marina in New Jersey to dry dock in The Bahamas. Once you get to The Chesapeake Bay you can pick up the intercoastal waterway and have a nice leisurely cruise along that. It's like a fucking massive canal. However, on the way down there the weather turned shite and as we were on open seas we headed into Atlantic City for a couple of days. I went to buy some stuff to cook on deck and came back with some particularly fresh tuna. Steve (who had invited us) decided it was so good we were going to have it raw, which we did. Next day no problem. We had it again that evening and the next day set off back into the awful weather to get to Chesapeake Bay before it got worse. Now, despite working on ships for a couple of years I never got my sea-legs and I was soon so seasick I wanted to die. It couldn't get worse, except it did. Much, much worse. I'd picked up an horrific bout of food-poisoning from the tuna which kicked in while I was already contemplating throwing mnyself to the mercy of the waves. For two days solid I shat, puked and shivered non-stop on the floor of the tiny toilet (or 'head' as we seafarers refer to them). Think you've ever felt ill? Try having food poisoning while you're already seasick and then get back to me.
( routine has perfected burgers, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:36, 8 replies)

Who, after reading this, wishes the OP was dead?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 16:23, closed)

Me
He's a dreary cunt
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:27, closed)

....and so is yours,
prick.
( routine has perfected burgers, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:28, closed)

It's vindictive, purposeless trolling like this that is killing QOTW.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 1:31, closed)

Aw, how's that ignore working out for you, Dreary Proops?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 7:01, closed)

I didn't even have to read it, I wish every qftw user was dead.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:34, closed)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
Your jealousy is tangible, padawan.
( routine has perfected burgers, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:28, closed)

Star Wars is great isn't it

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 7:03, closed)