Kill me.
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE MISSING LEMON



One day Sherlock Holmes and Watson sat down to enjoy their favourite lunch of fish and chips.

Just as they were about to tuck in, Holmes suddenly stood up and shouted.

"Watson stand up!"

Confused, Watson stood up.

"Watson! Drop your trousers!" he barked.

Worried, Watson loosened his belt and dropped his trousers.

"Watson! Bend over!" Holmes ordered.

Watson bent over.

Holmes then plucked the wedge of lemon from Watson's plate and shoved it straight up Watson's arse.

Watson screamed "In God's name Holmes, what on earth are you doing?"


To which Holmes calmly replied "A lemon-entry my dear Watson ... a

lemon-entry ..."


Cheers


This is all true and happened to me by the way, i was in the restaurant.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:07, 3 replies)

My opinion of the joke?
Alimentary, my dear Watson...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:59, closed)

I'm not angry.
Just disappointed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

How dare you take his name in vain
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(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:26, closed)