Not me, but my bro-in-law

He does property developing. Or used to - he's actually pursuing his hobby professionally now, so he doesn't have time to work. He can turn his hand to most things, he just used to buy worn out places, do them up himself and sell them on a matter of weeks later for wads of profit. He worked hard at it, so fair play.

So he had a place he was completely replumbing. He'd bought a whole load of copper pipe, and left it in the place overnight. He's an early riser, so he arrived at six in the morning to find all the copper gone. Knowing it was likely to be druggies just looking to get some cash for a fix, he simply went to nearest local scrap merchants, where you can weigh in copper for cash, and waited. Sure enough, three wasters turn up in a van with his copper... which he took back from them. Mystery solved.

Oh, and the hobby he's now making a living at? Cage fighting.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, 5 replies)

Hardman!
On the internet!

By proxy, but still...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:18, closed)

Did he then cut said wasters heads off with a samurai sword?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:23, closed)

Perhaps he ran them over in his Honda Accord, then stole their MASSIVE DRUGS.
(KETCHUP, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:53, closed)

Don't forget that he had sex with two supermodels after that.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:42, closed)

I think you'll find
That he cut the heads off the Supermodels and had sex with the Honda Accord...
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:30, closed)