Where do they find them?
It's not possible to use the internet without noticing that the world seems to be entirely populated by gorgeous 18-year-old girls who like nothing better than getting naked and doing rude stuff in front of a camera.

So how is it possible that I spent my entire youth not meeting any of them?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:56, 19 replies)

I don't know about you
but when I was a youth the internet web didn't exist. If you wanted to even see girls like that you had to hope you might stumble across spangle journals in a hedge somewhere.
Meeting them was entirely out of the question
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:03, closed)

They are 'farmed'
in huge warehouses.

'Free range' is a bit spendier, but better for you.
(roysin, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:05, closed)

Ah, that makes sense
I think I saw one of these farms on TV recently. I think the program was called "Waterloo Road".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:25, closed)

what..?
Waterloo Road? That TV programme about a school? A school full of children, who are underage?

...

...

...



NONCE ALARM!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)

Yay, thank fuck someone from /talk was around to point that out

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:46, closed)

I like that you think I'm from /talk
let's have a cuddle?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, closed)

It's a bit early for that
Let me get drunk first
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:17, closed)

Well, if it was a farm, the ones STILL THERE wouldn't have grown enough to go to market, would they?
You fool.

Though actually, I was just trolling for a nonce alert, so thanks.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:41, closed)

oh. OH REALLY?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:57, closed)

They were
all round my house.
(username failed moderation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:44, closed)

You are all virgins.
I spent my youth surrounded by gorgeous ladies.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:45, closed)

You are a handbag
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:47, closed)

Nope just a sexy guy with a big cock.
But close Vag, soo close.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:48, closed)

ROFL
a sexy guy with
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:04, closed)

^^ Arf ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)

Bit limp-wristed, were you?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:09, closed)

I think you've answered your own question there...
They're too busy getting naked and doing rude stuff in front of a camera.

And then perhaps photoshopping themselves to skew the hot-to-not ratio in favour of an entirely gorgeous population.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:36, closed)

Sweden?
Or nowdays Poland?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:20, closed)

The US. Something like 90% of western porn is made in California.
(tyrellsOwl, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:25, closed)