The B3TA Detective Agency
Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
Why is it that you can appreciate the aroma of your own fart
but the smell of your own shit isn't quite the same?
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wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:31,
8 replies)
Because yours smell of gently simmering gammon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35,
closed)
says who?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:38,
closed)

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:45,
closed)
Fuck me.
A low in a week of lows.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:49,
closed)
Not even worth the FAIL archive.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:59,
closed)

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:51,
closed)
I want to know
Why you never mind the smell of your own farts but other peoples smell so bad
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:31,
closed)