WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Coffee + Wedding Dress = BadI used to work as a waitress in a golf/country type club which used to hold weddings. I was told the story of Oliver, who to be honest, was a bit of a twunt and not very popular with other staff members.
Picture the scene: you're enjoying your wedding day, and after a lovely meal you await the staff to bring you tea and coffee. Instead of the coffee going into the cup, the waiter proceeds to spill said coffee all over your clean, new, white wedding dress.
Oliver was promptly sacked after the bride threatend to sue the golf club.
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:51, Reply)
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