WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Porsche PornMy mate is a demo driver for Porsche (bastard, eh?) and at his wedding he had a loan of a rather fine 911 turbo, registration number POR 1. He and his new wife were to drive in said motor from the church (in Mid Calder) to the reception (Dunfermline), a good 20-30 minutes involving going over the Forth road bridge etc.
Anyway, I had a bright idea, and with the help of a couple of others at the wedding, one with a penknife and the other (a traffic cop, as it happens!) supplying some black insulating tape, we changed the 1 on the number plate into an N. So all the official photos and video footage had the pair of them driving off in a flash car with PORN written front and back on the number plates. We had thought about getting the aforementioned traffic cop to call his mates and get them to pull the happy couple over, but we thought that was a bit mean.
I'll look out the photo and post it sometime.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 9:22,
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