WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Breakfast In BedI used to work as a waiter in a fairly posh Hotel. (aged about 17)
One of my duties was to take the newlywed couple breakfast in bed for the morning after.
I was used to having to knock loudly above the din of squelching and giggles, and then leaving the tray outside.
I was also used to the groom opening the door in just boxers/tshirt or bride in just tshirt to snatch the tray away - fair enough.
I did not expect the time when the groom opened the door in boxers and asked me to bring the tray in to the table (fair enough - bride must be in the shower).
No. Bride was on the bed playing with herself and wanted some fresh meat to join in the fun, and didn't hesitate in saying so! (yes with full co-operation and approval of new hubby)
Me being at work, very inexperienced (read nil) and very shy (not any more) ran for my life!!
Wouldn't turn that offer down again though - she was spanky gorgeous.
No apologies for length, girth, bend or flavour - the ladies love it!
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 13:48,
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