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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us your wedding stories.

(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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First wedding - oh, um about 24 years ago - the bridal waltz was "Fascination". We practised for a year learning how to dance. Divorced 5 years ago, sadly, was told the other day ex-wife is now in hospital with liver failure, and not likely to recover.

Second wedding, registry office and then to a pub on Sydney Harbour, right next to bridge, views of Opera House, lovely sunny day. Cut the cake, kiss bride - cue to one minute deep french kissing, all to the cheers of assembled multitude.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 18:08, Reply)

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