Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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silly billy
At my cousin's wedding (why are they all cousins?) the groom forgot to say 'I do' until prompted thrice by t'vicar. He was on quite a few meds (got problems, poor lad) so can't really be blamed. We asked him what was distracting him and he said 'I wondered what the weather was like outside'...
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 9:38, Reply)
At my cousin's wedding (why are they all cousins?) the groom forgot to say 'I do' until prompted thrice by t'vicar. He was on quite a few meds (got problems, poor lad) so can't really be blamed. We asked him what was distracting him and he said 'I wondered what the weather was like outside'...
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 9:38, Reply)
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