Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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What was so funny?
Although I wasn't drunk, when I was getting married 2 years ago I proceeded to snigger all the way through the cermony until the very end when i burst into a fit of laughter. The whole thing just seemed funny to me, cue dagger eyes from the missus and a look of 'I don't think he is taking this seriously' from the vicar.
Still the next day I woke up with a monster hangover and the news that as well as losing my freedom, my playstation and scaletrix (she thinks they are childish) I was called into work and I got a bloody parking ticket.
Those two days cost me a fortune.
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 10:54, Reply)
Although I wasn't drunk, when I was getting married 2 years ago I proceeded to snigger all the way through the cermony until the very end when i burst into a fit of laughter. The whole thing just seemed funny to me, cue dagger eyes from the missus and a look of 'I don't think he is taking this seriously' from the vicar.
Still the next day I woke up with a monster hangover and the news that as well as losing my freedom, my playstation and scaletrix (she thinks they are childish) I was called into work and I got a bloody parking ticket.
Those two days cost me a fortune.
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 10:54, Reply)
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