Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
« Go Back
Knew I forgot something
I got married back in May, so much planning, lists for everything under the sun, dress, flowers, bag, hair, make up, all went to plan but still a nagging doubt on the day that I'd forgotten something.
All went beautifully - good time had by all.
It wasn't until the next day in the shower that I realised I'd only shaved one leg.
Just as well he was too drunk to notice on the night
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 15:04, Reply)
I got married back in May, so much planning, lists for everything under the sun, dress, flowers, bag, hair, make up, all went to plan but still a nagging doubt on the day that I'd forgotten something.
All went beautifully - good time had by all.
It wasn't until the next day in the shower that I realised I'd only shaved one leg.
Just as well he was too drunk to notice on the night
( , Tue 19 Jul 2005, 15:04, Reply)
« Go Back