Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Please get help.By which I mean a can of unleaded, a polyurethane sofa to sit on and a big box of matches.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:24,
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I love thisPlease continue!
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sounds like a Nestene plot(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:15,
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SHITE THE BEDyOU'RE RIGHT
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