Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Feel free to shove a lit sparkler up your weehole and then jump on a bonfire.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:58,
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I like the sparkler idea sweetie(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:17, closed)
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