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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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The last thing I remember of the wedding day is pissing myself laughing at confetti falling out of the Mrs' knickers as they came off.
I was very, very drunk.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 1:59, 2 replies)
Rowley Birkin QC
Up in this mother.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:30, closed)

myself laughing at confetti falling out of the Mrs' knickers as they came off in my wife's mouth
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:30, closed)

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