Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Did this actually happen, or is this merely a scene from your LOLarious shitcom/period drama?(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:44, 1 reply)
it actually happenedlet's face it, clumsy oaf gets heel stuck in grate is not a great story. but at least it doesn't involve skagra.
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Well that Miranda Hart bird seems to have got a prime-time series out of it. Fuck knows how.(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:03, closed)
Something somethingDie in the Lake of Fire.
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But it didI was there (in one of my male incarnations) and I watched and wanked.
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