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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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The wedding itself went fine
Me, my dad and my brother were on the way to a wedding, travelling separately to The Females because The Females had important things to sort out while we were only required to rock up, not fart during the ceremony and then get drunk.

Anyway. We got in the car, put the radio on, and the very first song that came on was "When Two Tribes Go To War". Which tickled us as potentially very appropriate.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:40, 4 replies)
Let me get this right
Your story is "we listened to the radio"?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:26, closed)
I would have used it in a Funny Coincidences (or similar) question but thought I may as well throw it up here.

Hey, at least it wasn't a shit pun or injoke.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:29, closed)
Did you really use the expression
"rock up".............????

Oh my good godfathers.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:50, closed)
Your family are pikeys
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:58, closed)

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