Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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My Canadian friend confirmed that "double fisting" is a valid Canadian expression for the two drinks thing.
In the interests of international conciliation, I propose that the term refer to having two fists firmly shoved up your anus, each fist holding a drink.
( , Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:46, 1 reply)
In the interests of international conciliation, I propose that the term refer to having two fists firmly shoved up your anus, each fist holding a drink.
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