Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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this is called a "double beard" relationship, or more archaically, a lavender marriage(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:48,
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Depends if either of them were foreigncould just as easily be a green card/visa marriage
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:22,
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true(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:37,
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One was Scottish, one was English, so not a factor.(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:52, closed)
too... many...... scottish........... jokes................must............ mock...................... fister.........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:30,
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You're not even trying any more, are you?(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:10, closed)
you only jump as high as the bar, mein lieb(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:30,
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From your positionI'm surprised you can see it towering so far above you, sweetie xx
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^Skagra sock puppet(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:39, closed)
Bit below the belt there mate.(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:48, closed)
Sorry - consider it taken back.(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:27, closed)
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