Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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It took two minutes to copy and paste so...
...oh hold on, you actually read it? Hahahaha loser.
( , Wed 5 Nov 2014, 23:55, closed)
...oh hold on, you actually read it? Hahahaha loser.
( , Wed 5 Nov 2014, 23:55, closed)
'fraid not
I skipped to the end to see if it was a shit pun - read that last line and realised it was something even worse than a shit pun.
But well done for not putting much effort into it.
( , Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:26, closed)
I skipped to the end to see if it was a shit pun - read that last line and realised it was something even worse than a shit pun.
But well done for not putting much effort into it.
( , Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:26, closed)
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